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About ...  Phoenix 06:02:28 |
 | Hello, again.
Here I start my blog. My english (as I mentioned earlier) is not good enough so I would like to ask you guys to help me improve it, IF YOU DON'T MIND OF COURSE.
My blog will include the sort of things I'm interested in or somehow atracted me. Mostly I am keen on computer technology, peripherials and programming, but it DOES NOT mean that I don't like humourous stuff and jokes or something like that, sometimes I even laugh  . For all my life I've been traveled to different points of the world which aren't alike to each other, saw many sightseens, cultures.....tried to learn a local language and speak it.
They say, if the individuals like doing something like I do they haven't sense of humour because of their life viewpoint as much serious as occupies. On the one hand it's may occured, on the other hand - not always.
Each of nations has its particular customs, anecdotes or jokes, and I think that any of the last-mentioned could be estimated by worth.
On the contrary, don't judge people by their customs...it's not a sufficient sign to do this. All people are different.
Here you are some kind of anecdotes from my counry:
The teacher asks the class to produce a word that starts with the letter "A".
Little Johnny happily raises his hand and says:
- Asshole!.
The teacher, shocked, responds:
- For shame! There's no such word!.
- That's strange, says Little Johnny, the asshole exists, but the word doesn't!
An Englishman, a German, and a Russian are testing their archery skills by shooting an apple positioned on a boy's head. The Englishman goes first and his arrow goes straight through the apple. Then, he exclaimed "I'm Robin Hood!" The German was second to go, and he also hit the apple dead center. He exclaimed "I'm Wilhelm Tell!" The Russian went third, but his arrow found the boy's forehead instead of the apple. He then said "I'm...sorry!"
What does a first-year university student do when he sees a hair in his soup? He solemnly pushes the plate away and leaves the canteen. What does a second-year university student do when he sees a hair in his soup? He pulls the hair out of the soup and eats the soup. What does a third-year university student do when he sees a hair in his soup? He eats the hair and eats the soup. What does a fourth-year university student do when he sees a hair in his soup? He eats the hair after briefly licking it, eats the soup, and then licks the plate. And what does a fifth-year university student do? He asks, "Where is my hair?!"
I hope you'll find them funny. |
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| Hi, everyone!!! Phoenix 12:00:49 |
| Hi!!! I'm new here so I don't realize so far what I should write. Sorry if I will write or comment with some grammar mistakes.....english is not my native language, unfortunately. Well, roaming about WWW, I came across this page, so I decided to register. Commonly, I like to converse with other people in english, because I really love to speak one.....but I haven't had enough speaking experience...
With best regards Phoenix! |
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